The Three Bulls

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Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch…
First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”

Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows.”

Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows.

I may not be as big as you fellows, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”

Just then, an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they’ve ever seen.

At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp. First Bull: “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”

Second Bull: “I actually have too many cows to take care of.

I can spare a few. I’m certainly not looking for an argument.”

What happened next changed everything…
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