A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house

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He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more — would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of.

This frustrated the woman quite a bit.

One day the toilet stopped up.

When her husband got home, she said sweetly, “Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?”

Her husband snarled, “What do I look like? Mr Fix It?” and sat down on the sofa.

The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn’t work.

What happened next changed everything…
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