They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.
First Bull: “Son, don’t be foolish — let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”
Third Bull: “Hell, he can have all my cows.
I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull.”
So, the smallest bull pretends to be tough not to keep his cows, but to make sure the new bull knows he’s also a bull, not a cow. One mamma cow and four baby calves. There are five cows, a momma cow, and four baby calves on a farm.
The first baby comes up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why am I called Rose?”
The mommy cow replies, “Well, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The next calf walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?”
The mommy cow replies, “Because, honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?”
The mommy cow replies again, “Well, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.”
The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!”
The momma cow says, “Honey, shut up, Cinderblock!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
