“I’m sick of talking about it, so could you please call your sister in Hong Kong and let her know?” The son, panicking, calls his sister, who practically explodes on the phone.
“Like heck they’re getting divorced! ” she shouts.
“Leave this to me! ”
She immediately calls her father and shouts, “Dad, you are *not* getting divorced.
Don’t you dare do a single thing until I get there!
I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t touch a thing, do you hear me?
” The old man hangs up and chuckles, turning to his wife.
“Well,” he grins, “it’s settled. They’re both coming for Christmas—and paying their own airfare.
”
