Living to be a hundred

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Sharing is caring! A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man,

“Do you smoke or drink?”

“No,” he replied,

“I’ve never done either.”

“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?

” inquired the doctor. “No, I’ve never done any of those things either.”

“Well then,” said the doctor,

“what do you want to live to be a hundred for?

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