Two guys had just gotten divorces

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nd the hole.

The guys said “What’s that board for?” The trader said, “Well, where you’re going there are no women and you might need this.”They said

“No way! We’ve sworn off women for life!” The trader said, “Well. take the boards with you, and if you don’t use them.

I’ll refund your money next year.” “Okay,” they said and left. Next year this guy came into the trader’s store and said “Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year.” The trader said, “Weren’t you in here last year with a partner?”

“Yeah” said the guy. “Where is he?” asked the trader.

“I shot him” said the guy. “Why?” “I caught him in bed with my board.”

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