The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class,
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”
“NO!” the children all answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “NO!”
“Well,” the teacher continued, “then how can I get to Heaven?”
In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead.”
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One day in a language school in Australia. Teacher: “All right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.
Who`d like to try?”
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan. Kukoya: “Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden.
I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.”
Teacher: “Not bad. Okay, who`s next?”
Another student raised his hand. It was Weng from Singapore.
What happened next changed everything…
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