A stern Sergeant Major was at a gala event with beautiful young models

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A stern old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event.

There was no shortage of young, extremely beautiful models in attendance.

One of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, ma’am,” the Sergeant Major said, “Just serious by nature.”

The young model looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you’ve seen a lot of action.”

What happened next changed everything…
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