Rusty the Rooster’s Movie Debut: A Popcorn Mishap

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An elderly rancher named Hank decided he wanted to head into the nearby town and catch a movie. As he approached the ticket counter, the attendant asked,
“Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”

Hank replied,
“Oh, that’s my pet rooster, Rusty. Wherever I go, Rusty tags along.”

“Sorry, sir,” said the ticket attendant,
“but animals aren’t allowed in the theater.”

Hank thought for a moment, then went around the corner and tucked R

What happened next changed everything…
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