My Wife On A Skateboard

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They all arrive at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says “Let me ask you a question before admitting you to heaven.”

To the first he says “My son, while on Earth did you lead a good life?”

“Oh yes, ” says the first man,” I had thirty years of marriage to a wonderful woman and I was honest in business”

“I see here in the book you’re telling the truth”, says Saint Peter, “here are your keys to a brand new Mercedes to drive in Heaven”.

What happened next changed everything…
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