* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. * I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune.
Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe. * I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. * Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom
* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.
Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. * Home-schooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
What happened next changed everything…
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