My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things.

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Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things.

What am I?”

A little boy on the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!”

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on.

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and pushing the boots, she just didn’t want to go on.

By the time she’d got the second boot on, she’d worked up a sweat. That’s when the little boy said, ‘Mrs.

Smith, they’re on the wrong feet.’

What happened next changed everything…
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