Funny Joke: There was a trial in Texas, and the prosecutor called his first witness to the stand

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There was a trial in a small town in Texas, and the prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, she was a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Davies, do you know me?”

She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Clarke.

I’ve known you since you were a young boy.”

“And frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me.”

“You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.”

What happened next changed everything…
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