“He was an amazing guy.”
The Passenger replies, “Sounds like he was really something special.”
The Cabbie continued, “There’s more.
He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday.”
“He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.”
“He could fix anything. Not like me.
I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.”
“But Frank Feldman could do everything right every single time.”
The Passenger was in awe, “Wow, what a guy!”
The Cabbie went on, “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.”
“Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.”
“But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.”
“He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.”
“He was the perfect man!”
“He never made a mistake.”
“No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
The Passenger asks, “How did you meet him?”
The Cabbie answered,
“I never actually met Frank,…”
“He died and I married his wife.”
