Joke Of The Day: He was the perfect man who never made a mistake!

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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”

The Passenger asks, “Who?”

The Cabbie replies, “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time.

The Passenger disagrees, “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

The Cabbie shakes his head, “Not Frank Feldman.

He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.”

“He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.”

What happened next changed everything…
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