When her husband unexpectedly arrived home early, she quickly hid her lover in the closet as well. Now, the boy was no longer alone.
Billy: “Dark in here.”
Man: (Startled) “Yeah, it is.”
Billy: “I’ve got a baseball.
Want to buy it?”
Man: (Panicked) “Uh, no thanks.”
Billy: “Know what, pal? That’s my Dad outside.”
Man: (Panicking) “Uh, how much did you say the baseball was?”
Billy: “$250!”
A few weeks later, the duo found themselves back in the closet.
Billy: “Dark in here again.”
Man: (Groans) “Not this again.”
Billy: “I’ve got my baseball glove. Want to buy it?”
Man: “Nope.”
Billy: “Dude, I just remembered something I gotta tell my Dad.”
Man: (Desperation creeping in) “How much?”
Billy: “$750.”
Man: (Sighs) “Fine, fine.”
A few days later, Billy’s father, eager for some father-son bonding, said, “Grab your glove, let’s go toss the baseball around outside!”
