Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizardwalks past

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, relaxing, when a lizard walks past.

The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing up there?”

The monkey says, “Just chilling out. Come up and join me.”

So, the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they chat and laugh together.

What happened next changed everything…
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