Husband Notices Wife Wearing A Diamond Necklace

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replies, “I won it in a raffle at work.

Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.” The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?”

She replies, “Yeah I did! How did you guess?

Go get my bath ready while I start supper.” Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, “HEY! There’s only an inch of water in the tub.”

He replies, “I didn’t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.”

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