Funny (dirty) Joke: A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie

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A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”

The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.”

“I’m sorry, sir,” said the ticket agent.

What happened next changed everything…
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