Funny Joke: He has this one bad habit that disgusts his wife

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Carl and Suzanne had been married for almost 45 years.

Lovely couple, but Carl had this one bad habit that had always disgusted Suzanne.

Every morning, before getting out of bed, Carl would let out this thunderous, paint peeling fart.

Poor Suzanne would just cringe.

Over the years she had complained at Carl, “You know Carl! One of these days, you’re going to fart your guts out. What are you going to do when that happens?”

Carl never took it serious, and just continued on with his morning release, so Suzanne decided to begin getting out of bed before Carl woke up.

What happened next changed everything…
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