* I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog… we laughed a lot.
* So, after this quarantine… will the producers of “My 600 Pound Life” just find me or do I find them? * Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.
I have no clue how this place is still in business. * My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet. * Day 5 of Home-schooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
* I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear? * I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda.
I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom. * Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun. * Day 6 of Home-schooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”… I’m offended.
* It’s better to be 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.
