# The Three Little Pigs Go to Dinner
During the meal, the man gave her a few admiring glances and then finally worked up the courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”
After about six seconds of “careful consideration,” she said, “Yes. Yes, I will.”
The meal ended, and after some pleasant conversation, they went to their respective places.
The next morning, the man woke up in a mild panic. *Did she say ‘yes’ or ‘no’?* He could not remember. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t conjure up the memory. Not even a faint trace of it.
Frightened and embarrassed, he went to the phone and called her.
First, he beat around the bush, telling her that his memory wasn’t quite as sharp as it used to be. Then he reviewed the wonderful evening they had shared. Finally, summoning all his courage, he asked, “When I asked you to marry me last night, did you say ‘yes’ or ‘no’?”
He was beyond delighted to hear her sweet voice reply, “Yes, I did! I said yes with all my heart.”
Relieved, he let out a huge breath. Then he continued…
…“I’m so glad you called, because I couldn’t remember *who* asked me!”
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### The Farmer and the Inspectors
There was a farmer who had a large herd of pigs.
One day, an inspector came to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I
What happened next changed everything…
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