A woman asks her husband at breakfast time

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A woman leans over the breakfast table with a cheerful smile, holding a steaming plate of bacon and eggs. “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, maybe a bit of grapefruit juice, and some freshly brewed coffee?” she asks, trying to make the morning feel cozy and comforting. Her husband barely glances up.

“Thanks for asking,” he says, “but I’m not really hungry right now.” He rubs the side of his jaw and adds with a sheepish grin, “It’s this Viagra. I don’t know what it is, but it’s really taken the edge off my appetite. Food?

What happened next changed everything…
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