A man brags to his boss that he knows everyone

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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “I’m telling you, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”

His boss was tired of hearing him boast and decides to call his bluff. “OK, Dave, how about Elon Musk?”

“Oh, Elon and me go way back, and I can prove it.”

So Dave and his boss fly out to Florida and knock on Elon Musk’s  door

Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still sceptical.

After they leave Musk’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Elon was just lucky. “No, no, just name anyone else,” Dave says. “Bill Gates,” his boss quickly retorts.

“Yup,” Dave says, “Bill and I are old buddies. Let’s fly out to California,” and off they go. At the Microsoft offices, Bill Gates spots Dave and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, what a s

What happened next changed everything…
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