A husband came home to find his wife in tears. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.”
“My mother!” he exclaimed.
“But she lives in a different city.”
“I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.”
He looked stern, “I see, but where does the insult come in?”
“In the postscript,” she answered. …
.. .
“It said: ‘Dear Alice, don’t forget to give this letter to George’.”
Love this joke? we hope it can make your day! Johnny walks into a general store, goes to the owner, and asks for a new job.
The owner says, “Do you think you are a good salesman?”
Johnny says, “I don’t know. I think so.”
The owner says, “I’ll tell you what. The next customer comes in, you watch me.
If you think you can do what I’m doing, you’ve got a new job!”
A customer comes in a few minutes later. The owner says, “Can I help you?”
The customer says, “Yes. I want to buy a bag of grass seed.”
“No problem,” Says the owner looking for a bag of grass seed.
“Do you think you might want a lawnmower with that?”
“Lawnmower?” says the customer
“Yes,” Says the owner. “If you plant that grass seed, you
What happened next changed everything…
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