The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class,
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”
“NO!” the children all answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “NO!”
“Well,” the teacher continued, “then how can I get to Heaven?”
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In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead.”
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Our Jay, a Japanese and a Britisher were lost in the desert.
They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down. Because they had nothing else,they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
The Japanese took the radiator, the Britisher took the seat, and our Jay took the door. After a while of walking the Britisher asked the Japanese “I`m confu
What happened next changed everything…
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