Bright Backbencher.

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The teacher askes a backbencher: “How many kidneys do we have?”
“Four,” the backbencher responds. “Four? Hahaha,” the teacher laughs sarcastically.

“Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the classroom,” the teacher orders a front bencher.

“And for me a cup of coffee,” the backbencher adds. The teacher was furious and expelled the student from the room.

On his way out, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher. “You asked me how many kidneys we have.

We have four: two of mine and two of yours.

What happened next changed everything…
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