Funny Joke Of The Day – The Young Couple Go To Church, but this happens!

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When love is new and life is bubbly, a fledgling couple found themselves yearning for some spiritual grounding.

They started their church hunt, stumbling upon a quaint little chapel in their neighborhood.

Excitement brimming in their starry eyes, they approached the pastor to become part of his flock.

The pastor, however, took a melodramatic pause, “We have a special initiation ritual for our prospective devotees. You two lovebirds need to give up on the pleasures of the flesh for exactly two fortnights. It’s a test of your conviction in faith, even when life throws tempestuous temptations your way.”

Taking the vow to heart, the couple earnestly nodded in synch.

What happened next changed everything…
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