The Judge and a Schoolteacher.

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Revenge time
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court.”

He smiled with delight.

“Now sit down at that table and write ‘I will not run a red light’ five hundred times.”

An Uber is cruising down a boulevard when it runs a red light.

“Hey!” the passenger shouts. “Be careful!”

“Don’t worry,” says the driver.

“My brother does it all the time.”

He barrels through the next red light, and

What happened next changed everything…
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