the passenger screams, “Stop doing that!”
“I’m telling you, my brother does this all the time.”
They approach the next light. Just when it turns green, the driver slams on the brakes.
The confused passenger asks, “You just ran two red lights; why’d you stop at a green?”
“I had to,” says the driver.
“My brother might have been coming.”
A woman was sued by a man for defamation of character. He charged that she had called him a pig. She was found guilty and fined.
After the trial, she asked the judge: “Does this mean I cannot call Mr.
Johnson a pig?”
The judge said that was true. “Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mr.
Johnson?” asked the woman. The judge replied that she could indeed call a pig Mr.
Johnson with no fear of being charged with a crime.
The woman turned, looked directly at Mr. Johnson, and said, “Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson.”
