A cat passes on and arrives in heaven.

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A cat passes on and arrives in heaven. At the gates, God smiles and says, “You’ve been a good cat all your life. Whatever you want, just ask.”

The cat replies, “Well, I lived with a poor family on a farm and always had to sleep on hard wooden floors.

I’d love a soft place to rest.”

“Say no more,” says God.

Poof! A giant, fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, a group of mice arrives in heaven. God gives them the same offer.

“All the lives we were chased by cats, dogs, even brooms!” the mice squeak.

“If only we had roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.”

Poof! Each mouse is given shiny little roller skates, and they speed off, thrilled. A week later, God checks in on the cat, who’s stretched out in bliss on his pillow.

“How’s everything going?

Are you happy here?”

The cat yawns, stretches, and smiles, “Happy? I’ve never been happier.

And those Meals on Wheels you keep sending over… they’re the best!”

LOL!! Four Cats
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