“Horsepower: The Englishman’s Encounter with the Talking Mechanic”

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An Englishman staggers, ashen-faced, into a roadside bar, demanding a large brandy. The barman is concerned.

“Well” says the man,

“I was just driving along and my BMW suddenly gave up the ghost!

So I cruised into the layby just along the road here, and opened the bonnet.

But I have no idea how these modern cars work!

I was about to call the Automobile Association when I saw two horses come up to the fence and peer at the engine.

What happened next changed everything…
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