A blonde stopped at a gas station

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After a few seconds of what appeared to be intelligent thinking she took the dipstick in her hand and walked over to the attendant. “Excuse me,” she said, “but can I buy a longer dipstick?”

“Sure, ma’am, of course. Why do you need a longer one?”

“Because this one isn’t long enough to reach the oil.”

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High prices of gas
Two people walk into a gas station.

The first one says, “These prices are awful.

They just keep going higher!”

The second replies, “It doesn’t affect me at all. I always put in just $20 worth.”

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Two gas company servicemen,
a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood.

They parked their truck at the en

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