Am I Dead

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Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?

and who are you?” he asked. “This is not your bedroom,” the man replied, “I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven.” “WHAT!??

Are you saying I’m dead? I don’t want to die – I’m too young.” said Harry. “If I’m dead, I want you to send me back immediately.”

“It’s not that easy”, said St.Peter, “you can only return as a dog or a hen.

You can choose on your own.”

Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is too tiri

What happened next changed everything…
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