ng, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running around with a rooster can’t be that bad. “I want to return as a hen.” Harry replied.
And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered. But, man, now “he” felt like the rear end was gonna blow, then along came the rooster. “Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm.” he said.
“How does it feel?” “Well, it’s OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up.” “Oh that!” said the rooster. “That’s only the ovulation going on. Have you never laid an egg before?” “No, how do I do that?” Harry asked.
“Cluck twice, and then you push all you can.” Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then ‘Plop’ and an egg was on the ground. “Wow” Harry said, “that felt really good!” So he clucked again and squeezed – and you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: “Harry, for God’s sake wake up, you’re shitting all over the bed!”
