A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple

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“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender.

So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?”

The bartender tells him, “Turn it around.”

So the guy does, takes another bite, and is suddenly quite pleased.

“It tastes like a coke! It’s a rum and coke apple? It’s a rum and coke apple!

That’s pretty neat, pal.”

Another man approaches the bar, and asks the bartender for a gin and tonic. The bartender hands him an apple. Confused, the man begins to question the validity of the bartender, when the first guy reassures him, “Buddy, try the apple,” and with a nod of his own, takes another bite.

What happened next changed everything…
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