The second man follows suit, and looks back at the bartender in exclamation, “Tonic! What’s this, a tonic apple?”
The bartender swirls his finger in the air and tells the man, “Turn it around…”
The man has a bite from the other side of the apple and is exuberant. “It’s gin!
It’s really gin! A gin and tonic apple!”
The two men revelled in this discovery for a while, when a dwarf walked up to the bar, made his way onto a stool beside the men, and beckoned for the bartender. As he’s about to order, the second man interrupts him, “Oh, hey man wait!
You should order an apple! You can get an apple that tastes like anything you want here! I’ve got a gin and tonic apple, and this guy’s got a rum and coke apple!”
The dwarf casts an incredulous look at the bartender, who plainly nods back in confirmation.
“Oh yeah?” He starts, “OK then, it’s been a while, gimme the sweet taste of a woman flavored apple!”
And the bartender hands him an apple. The dwarf takes a big, expectant bite from the apple, and immediately spits it out all over the bar. “Ughyuuk!!” He cries out, “This apple tastes like shit!”
The bartender swirls his finger in the air and tells him,…
“Turn it around…”
