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1- I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice. 2- Sometimes, I roll my eyes out loud. 3- I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.

4- My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs work. 5- The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

6- When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment.

What happened next changed everything…
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