Now it’s like a mini vacation. 7- The day the world runs out of Pie is just too terrible to think about. 8- Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!
9- Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller? 10- If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees. 11- When the kids text me Plz,” which is shorter than please, I text back No,” which is shorter than Yes.”
12- At my age, “Getting Lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
13- I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
