Wife Crashes Car Again — You Won’t Believe What the Cops Said

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So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. When the police showed up, she was all fired up, pacing beside the dented bumper. “That guy was totally reckless!” she exclaimed, pointing furiously.

“He was on his phone can you believe it? And to make matters worse, he was just sitting there, casually sipping on a can of beer like nothing happened!”

I glanced over. Sure enough, the man sat slouched in his car, phone on his lap, calmly drinking a beer as if it were a sunny afternoon picnic.

The officer, notebook in hand,

What happened next changed everything…
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