Bert’s New Boots

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Margaret and Bert, a spunky older couple, had just moved to Texas, where everything—including dreams of becoming a cowboy—was bigger.

Bert had always fancied himself as a bit of a cowboy, so when he spotted a pair of authentic boots on sale, he couldn’t resist.

He strutted home, wearing them proudly, his face beaming. He sauntered into the kitchen where Margaret was making tea.

“Notice anything different about me?

” he asked, puffing out his chest.

What happened next changed everything…
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