When mom and dad both cheat!

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A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”…

“Not now,” says Mummy.

“Wait until Daddy gets home.”

So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?”

And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, “You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.”

What happened next changed everything…
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