We are divorcing!

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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,

“I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about t

What happened next changed everything…
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