Two builders go into the pub after a hard day’s work

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They sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. 

The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living.

“I’ll bet he’s an accountant.” said the first builder.

“Looks more like a stockbroker to me.” argued the second.

They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first builder needed to use the toilet. 

On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal.

“Excuse me buddy, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living?” the builder said to the man.

Smiling the man replied, “I’m a logical scientist.”

“A what?” asked the builder.

“Let me explain” the man continued, “Do you have a goldfish at home?”

What happened next changed everything…
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