A driver visiting a big city for the first time stopped at a red light. But when the light turned green, he stayed where he was. After the light changed several more times and he still didn’t move, a traffic cop ran over and inquired politely, “What’s wrong?
Don’t we have any colors you like?”
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The candidate was interviewing for a job at a phone answer center
and was asked to make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green.
After thinking about it for a couple of minutes, the reply was, “When the phone goes GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW!”
She got the job. ==================================
Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I
What happened next changed everything…
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