Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates
Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?”
“I was a police officer,” he responded. “What kind of police officer?” Saint Peter asked. “I was a vice officer.
I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids.”
“Welcome to heaven You may end the gates.”
He asked the second man what he did as a police officer.
“I was a traffic officer,” said the man. “I kept the roads and highways safe.”
“Welcome to heaven.
You may enter the gates.”
He asked the third man what he did as a police officer. “I was a military policeman, sir,” replied the man.
“Wonderful!
I’ve been waiting for you all day!” replied Saint Peter. …
.. .
“I need to take a break!
Watch the gate, will you? ========================================
A young woman walks into a prestige car sales room.
Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini’s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman. “Can I have the red one?” – a top of the range Porsche.
“I’ll pay cash!” and starts taking handfuls of cash out of a carrier bag until she gets to the right price.
The deal is finalised very quickly and the girl drives it away.
What happened next changed everything…
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