Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends. The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the honey?…Honey.”
Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the sugar?…Sugar.”
So now, the third guy is under pressure. He has to come up with something good.
After, a minute of thinking he says to his girlfriend, “Pass me the pork…pig.”
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress.
“About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?”
“Neither,” she said. “It’s a fish.”
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror.
But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.
The brunette goes first.
“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. “I
What happened next changed everything…
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