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A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said, “I want to be a movie star.”
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, “What’s your name?”
The guy said, “My name is Penis van Lesbian.”
The agent said, “Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name.”
“I will -not- change my name!
The van Lesbian name is centuries old.
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever.”
What happened next changed everything…
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