“Sure, I’ll go.”
The next day, the boy comes home from school. “Dad, have you gone by the school?” he asks. “Not yet.”
“Well, when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.”
“Why?” asks the father.
The boy explains, “Well, we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm. I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it.
Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘lift your left leg,’ so I asked, ‘What, am I supposed to stand on air?’”
“Exactly,” says the father. “Alright, I’ll come.”
The next day, the boy asks his father, “Did you go to school?”
“No, not yet.”
“Don’t bother, I got expelled.”
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