The Old Couple and the Hearing Aid

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An old couple, George and Martha, are sitting on their front porch rocking in their chairs, watching the sun go down like they have every evening for the past 40 years.
George turns to Martha and says, “You know, Martha, I’m proud of us. All these years, through thick and thin, we’ve stuck together.”

Martha smiles sweetly and replies, “What was that, dear?”

George raises his voice, “I said—I’m proud of us!”

Martha squints. “You’re… proud of the bus?”

“No! US! YOU AND ME!”

“Oh!” she says. “Well that’s nice. I’m proud of the bus too, though. It’s always on time.”

George sighs, shakes his head, and mutters, “I told you to get those hearing aids checked.”

What happened next changed everything…
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